Do I seriously have to do this...? Geeze... I can hardly even read this... Okay okay fine, but you have to hold up your end of the deal!
Have a... .hack whatever that is... character you want to RP huh?, but too lazy to write an appa what?? Have a... er... crazyfun [Cringe] AU that you want to break brains with seriously that sounds...ugh..., but can only find canon-only RPs? Real Life making activity checks the bane of your online existence? More like AIDA...
Then join the .hack Dressing Room, the most casual .hack RP ever! No applications required, come as you are, practice, slack off, no activity checks! No weekly post requirements! The RP for those who don't like commitment!* Who came up with this crap anyway?
Come for the sake of RPing... even if it's just one day, one character, just to see what it's like! Make up any sort of post you feel like!** PK to your heart's content!Wait WHAT? Hell no! Data Drain if that's your thing? WHAT? What kind of a person writes that?! Bring your horde of Haseos (we once had 15, now 4, but there's always room for 243 more! =Db) (But don't, please, it gets confusing you know, having a lot of.. me... around...), or your anomalies of minor PCs - we take them all! (Please no more girl versions of me, please?)
[Clears throat again and manages the reset in a speedy monotone]
*(If you do, then there are some dedicated members, don't worry)
**(If it's above PG-13 in nature, we'd appreciate locking it to members-only; that's pretty much the only rule)
Check it out or something.
Oh yeah uh... anyone seen Ovan around?